So I’ve been a bit silent but still here…and with 90% certainty that by the end of the week I will lose at least an ounce.

That’s right kids I am the Worlds oldest Third Grader and will most likely be having my tonsils evicted from their home of 31 years…Thankfully there are advances in Science for Adult babies like me in the form of something called “Thermal Welding” and some other mess that will make me scab faster and bleed less. This means it’s same day procedure and I will basically not be allowed to speak for 2 days or so and then I’m back on top.

Expect more of me between Friday and Sunday…I’m already building my Hulu queue and working on a To-do list that doesn’t involve phone calls..I also have my Curious George notepad ready for communicating with the roommates and a supply of Applesauce, Jello Cups and Butternut Squash soup ready to party…